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Ok, so….I had my yearly gyno appointment today and figured it wouldn’t be such a big deal to take Landon along, plus he could see his delivering doctor, whom he pooped on the minute she brought him into the world. I made sure to pack some little toys and books, which by the way are [...]

Dear Landon, Well, we are well into your twelfth month and I’ve definitely slacked on getting this letter written but its really just because we’ve been busy playing and doing things together, so at least its a good excuse. At your 12 month appointment you were 21 lbs, so you’re a skinny little squirt, I [...]

This year has been a year like no other, with joy and fear, love and sadness, birth and death and hard work and very little sleep. My New Year’s Resolution, well, really more of a goal for myself this year are to focus more on photography and get a portfolio going so that maybe in [...]

I am semi-hiding my pissed-offedness right now. Have you ever been mad about something and it affects how you handle little tiny situations, like say perhaps you step on a little triangle plastic block and it feels like someone carved a cave into your sole with a rusty, dull knife, except probably like 10x’s less [...]

If I were to one day lose my dignity and resort to stripping to make some cash, then I would totally use this song to grind the pole and jiggle my buttcheeks. Hawt-t-t-t-t. And my stage name would totally be Badussy. 1 person likes this post. Unlike

Little Miss Maura will be turning the big O-N-E in only 3 weeks, I can’t believe it.  I’m still in denial. That’s not an infant anymore, she’ll officially be a toddler. It just makes me think more and more about how Landon isn’t far behind. This is good and bad. Bad because I’m getting that [...]

Wow, I can’t believe it’s already come and gone, Arkalalah was a good time as always.  We had a nice drive down and back, Landon slept 90% of what is usually an 8 hour drive, but since he was so cooperative we just kept driving and only stopped once outside of Kansas city, making it [...]

Happy 27th Birthday today to my husband, Alan and his twin brother Eric. And what better way to show my love than to post embarrassing pictures on the World Wide Web for everyone to see and laugh at. Your welcome. Alan, in his -er, my finest attire. Eric, the wild girl.  I actually had another [...]

Dear Mother Nature,

I’m just going to lay it out there, you are being an asshole. Where is fall? All I’ve seen lately is rain and gloom and mud and, surprise surprise, more rain. Sure you tease us like a prudish teenage girl with a little sunshine and crisp air, then BAM! No touchy touchy. Winter a.k.a. ” Shoot Me In the Head” season will be here soon and I want more time to be outside enjoying what is supposed to be Fall weather. You’d better get your act together and deliver or I will send the bouncer from Baha Rock Club to kick your ass, and that is one nasty dude.

Sincerely ,
Sarah Juden

Yep, this is definitely my kid.  He thinks fart noises are funny, he belches like a champ and thinks – who am I kidding  – knows its funny to smash your face against a glass pane. Like Unlike